What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?